
Have you heard? Can you believe it? What a dirty politician! Barack Obama, Illinois senator and presidential hopeful, comes to Detroit and blasts automakers about the need to build more-fuel-efficient cars and then drives off in his personal Chrysler 300C?
Senator Obama's 340 horsepower and 390 pound-feet of torque might help him scurry away from life-threatening scares quicker than a two-pound chimp shot out of a cannon, but every time he starts that V-8, he's choking dolphins and using the corpses to club baby seals. The scoundrel, the hypocrite, the...the...the liar. We'd just consider him a well-informed consumer for not missing out...